As a kid I used to watch baseball religiously.  Penants of the Toronto Blue Jays and the New York Yankees (my team and my Dad's team respectively) hung prominently on the wall over my bed no matter how I would arrange my room.  I remember I used to keep stats on my own while watching games.  My first game at Exhibition Stadium is one of my favourite memories from childhood.

Now I watch no baseball.  Love playing it.  But the great strike of the mid '90s took me off the MLB bandwagon almost entirely.

However, if the following happened all the time, I think I'd be more interested: 

Sugoi!

: )

"No shopkeep, just the bullets... just the bullets..."

Laugh all you want.  And you most definitely will.  : )